I don't usually go home with guys from the club but when I was giving you your lap dance I could feel you had an enormous package. I had to see if for myself so here we are at your place. You seem like a really nice guy and I appreciate you were such a gentleman at the club. I don't have much time to date and most guys don't want to have a stripper for a girlfriend so I feel pretty lucky to... more

I'm sure you didn't plan on just hanging out with me for the rest of the night but if my step-mom gets called to work, she has to go. Don't worry, I'm eighteen and can take care of myself. It sounds like my step-mom wants us to become friends though doesn't it? You seem like a nice boyfriend to her. What should we talk about? Um, did you know my boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago? The... more

I hope you don't mind but I was having a rest over with your step-daughter and she drank a few too many beers and passed out. I didn't really eat much dinner so was just looking through your cupboard for a snack. She told me you went through a nasty divorce, sorry to hear about that. I don't mean to make this awkward but I don't have a boyfriend right now and I get lonely to, if you know what... more