You are the nicest neighbor.  |  (Random)

Usually when people say that someone can come use their pool anytime they never really mean it. You are one of the truly nice guys for letting me actually come over and hang out at your pool even without a pool party going on. Not only are you super nice but you know what else people call you? You are the neighborhood DILF (Step-Dad Id Like to Fuck). Oh I am totally serious about that. You are a very sexy older man. I happen to like older men because they are honest and dont spew so much bull shit words like young guys do. I dont mean to come on so strong but not to waste time, wanna fuck? I wont tell anyone. If anyone asks what I was doing over here I will just say you were letting me use the pool. No harm in that.

Starring: Alex Chance