You can have this bed for free.  |  (Random)

I know I posted that I was selling this bed but now that you're here I kind of feel sorry for your situation. How could your ex wife leave you in such destitution that you can only afford this tiny twin bed for your new lair? I'm not going to charge you for this bed. You can take it for free. Ill give you some advice though, you wont be getting laid much if this is the bed you bring women back home to. You're a good looking guy and deserve so much better in life. In fact, I'm going to start off your chapter of newly divorced years with a total freebie. I'm going to fuck you on this teeny bed before you take it to your home. A sexy man like you would be a terrible thing to pass up.

Starring: Cherie DeVille