I hope you were able to get some rest on my couch. My step-mom can be such a narcissistic bitch. She doesnt have to know you came over to my apartment to get away from her nagging. I honestly dont know how you stay married to her. You are an attractive older man, youre a good guy, responsible. There are so many women out in the world who would be ecstatic to be with you. I would be happy to get... more

Look at this place you have all to yourself! Im so jealous you dont have to live at home anymore. Our parents fight all the time. I dont want to live there especially now that youre gone. Why do you have to be my step-brother? I say this in the nicest of ways. I keep going out on dates but wind up comparing every guy to the way you are. Look, we are both over eighteen and technically not even... more

You and I both know the reason were here. You are hoping to get laid tonight. I am interested mainly because I dont usually date nerds. I can see a bad boy waiting to get out of you. I can also see something else waiting to get out of those pants. I have decided I will have sex with you tonight on one condition, you get a tattoo. I will take you to get your first tattoo. No, you dont want one?... more

Its no mistake I am here alone with you. I knew your step-mom wouldnt be here when I planned this visit. I have to be super careful since she is my boss. Some of the events we have both attended recently lead me to believe I made the right decision coming here today. There is no dress for me to pick up. The reason I am here is to hook up with you. I could lose my job if your step-mom knew I... more

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