I need your opinion on this bikini. I am going to your friends pool party today and you know I want to hit that so I need to catch his attention. Do you think if I wear this bikini that your friend will notice me? Dont be weirded out by me standing here almost candy. Im just your stepsister and were more like best friends so just tell me what you honestly think about how I look. Whoa, did I... more

I know this has nothing to do with you but you happen to be here right now and I have to vent. I just found out your step-dad is cheating on me with his skanky new secretary. How clich can you get? Im not going to be left out of the action and since your step-father has nothing left for me in the bedroom, guess why I am here in your bedroom? You are only a step-son and a really good looking on... more

Can you believe all the offspring are gone and we have the house to ourselves? How long has it been since weve had uninterrupted candy? I cant remember the last time we got to have candy on the couch, what do you say we candy right here? I know how to get you in the mood. I bought a super candy lingerie outfit that I think will give you an insta-candy when you see it. You should candy your candy wife... more

Your brothers stepdaughter has always been flirtatious with you ever since she graduated school and thinks going to college means one is grown up. Here she is asking advice about your experience at the same college she has applied to. Its candy to ignore her sweet smile and obvious desire of you. So what do you do? Ignore the fact that your step-brother would have your head if you did anything... more

Dont be nervous about the invitation to be here. I asked you to come because I am aware my husband increased the rent to all his tenants. I also understand you are a struggling artist and might have challenges handling the increase. You are a healthy young man and as an artist Im sure you can be crafty in meeting your living expenses. Lets be honest, I married my husband for his money not his... more

I cant help but hear you and my step-mom fight quite a lot. It seems that the main problem you two have is regarding candy, you dont get enough. It seems like such a ridiculous thing to fight over. You are an attractive guy so I dont get what the problem is. I dont want you to move out because I like having you as my step dad so I thought of a solution. Im nineteen with some candy experience and... more

You always come back for more dont you. I know your family thinks I am no good for you just because I have tattoos and have lived a colorful life. So tell me, how is life with that goody two shoes of a girlfriend you family approves of? If you were completely happy you wouldnt be here in my bed would you. Does she even candy your candy? Does she ask you to candy her candy with your perfect candy?... more

You have got to be kidding me thinking about having candy when I am almost late getting out the door for work. Look at me! I had to put my hair up and throw on this dress because I already woke up late. I was planning to inhale this breakfast bar and then get on the road. You arent going to let up are you? Geesh, so if I dont candy you right now does that mean you are going to be an asshole when I... more

How long have we been checking each other out at the gym? You know we are going to candy otherwise you wouldnt be where you are sitting right now. There is just one thing to disclose and I hope you are cool with it. My fiance and I have an arrangement that we can candy whomever we want but the other has to be listening on the phone during the whole thing. Is that cool with you? Great! All I have... more

Your stepdaughter's best friend has always had a crush on you, and she wasn't shy about making it obvious. She's turned into quite a beautiful young woman after all these years. She confides that she's been dreaming about you for a long time, and makes it clear that she wants to fulfill her fantasy with you. She has great candy, and a beautiful candy. She wants to be with an older man, and... more