I haven't seen you leave your house in weeks. Here you are in your bedroom and it appears you've been in here quite a few days. I candy over to take you to the gym with me. You must do something besides lying around all day. I know your divorce was candy, trust me I heard all the arguments. You should be happy you don't have to live with that anymore. You aren't going to go to the gym with me are... more

I've had so many people answer my ad to sell this old hope chest. I'd like you to be the one to actually take it off my hands. I can't keep it because it's just too heavy to move. I've used it as a storage trunk and for that purpose it is excellent. Here, I'll lift the lid and show you how much room is inside. Whoa, what is this? I don't recall leaving this in there but apparently I did. No,... more

What a messed up thing for your step-sister to do to me. She texts me to come over and hang out with her then I find out from you when I get there that she left to go answer a candy call? Ugh, why do I even put up with her? What should I do? Should I stay here and wait so I can give her a piece of my mind, or go home and stew the rest of the night. I think I am going to wait for her. You don't... more

There is no way you can give me a failing grade this semester. My parents said if I flunk any part of college then they will send me to military school. Look at my princess nails, do they look like they can hold a gun? They will cut my beautiful hair if I go there and try to make me look like a dude. Do you want to be responsible for someone taking away my ability to be a pretty girl? I am one... more

Mia doesn't know why her stepmom asked you to watch her. She's 18, although seems to dress and act like she's younger. You don't mind, she's a cute girl and she's always been very flirty with you. She's dangerous, but legal, so what the hell! She loves having this time alone with you, and it's not long before she shows you what type of games she really likes playing.  more

The only thing you and your ex had in common was the great candy. She really misses your big candy, and how well you would candy her. You were terrible together otherwise, but when she called you for a candy call, you knew it was going to be good. All of the other guys she's candy have been a disappointment. Will you give it to her the way she needs? more

I am still upset that the reason my boyfriend broke up with me is he said I was a bad lay. I just can't believe anyone would say that about me! You're such an awesome friend for listening to my whining like this. I can't help myself! It feels like I should go ravage the first guy I see just to prove to myself I still have my candy skills. Hey, you're a guy. We've been friends for so long and... more

I'm the perfect judge to determine if you can be a candy star. I'm one of the leading MILFS in the Adult Industry right now. Let me see what size candy you have. It has to be larger than average you know. Oh wow, I'd say you have a qualifying candy. Now lets see how you perform with a real candy star. I sure hope you can keep it candy until I ask for your candy! Starring: Veronica Avluv more

Your yoga class has some really hot girls in it. There's nothing hotter than a fit girl's candy. Charlie invited you back to her place to let you know how candy yoga makes her. She wants to share her toned and tight candy with you.  more

I think you know why I got ahold of your number and asked you to come here tonight. Your best friend and my long term boyfriend decided to screw up his one and only chance at my candy by getting a candy job from my best girlfriend. The only way I could think of to get back at him would be to give my candy to you instead of him. He knows how much this means to me and I guess he just... more