Can you believe we actually have a sitter and get to go be a hot couple on the town tonight? How do you think I look in this dress? Does it look ok on me even though my breasts seem to be bulging out of it? Speaking of bulging, did I see something stir in your pants? I think I did. It's been so long since we had a quicky and we do have a sitter, so come closer and show me the reason I married... more

I haven't seen you leave your house in weeks. Here you are in your bedroom and it appears you've been in here quite a few days. I came over to take you to the gym with me. You must do something besides lying around all day. I know your divorce was hard, trust me I heard all the arguments. You should be happy you don't have to live with that anymore. You aren't going to go to the gym with me are... more

I've had so many people answer my ad to sell this old hope chest. I'd like you to be the one to actually take it off my hands. I can't keep it because it's just too heavy to move. I've used it as a storage trunk and for that purpose it is excellent. Here, I'll lift the lid and show you how much room is inside. Whoa, what is this? I don't recall leaving this in there but apparently I did. No,... more

What a messed up thing for your step-sister to do to me. She texts me to come over and hang out with her then I find out from you when I get there that she left to go answer a booty call? Ugh, why do I even put up with her? What should I do? Should I stay here and wait so I can give her a piece of my mind, or go home and stew the rest of the night. I think I am going to wait for her. You don't... more

There is no way you can give me a failing grade this semester. My parents said if I flunk any part of college then they will send me to military school. Look at my princess nails, do they look like they can hold a gun? They will cut my beautiful hair if I go there and try to make me look like a dude. Do you want to be responsible for someone taking away my ability to be a pretty girl? I am one... more