According to my chart I am in my fertile stage of my cycle. You know what this means don't you bebe? Not only am I super candy but if we have candy right now there is a good chance I can get pregnant. I really want a baby with you. I can't wait much longer so I'm going to take off my candy and have you pleasure my candy while your candy gets nice and candy for me. Make sure that your gorgeous... more

This science project board looks so good. I can hardly believe what a great job you did for me! I had no idea where to even begin gathering information and here you have candy it all out in color! I should get a perfect grade for this. You are in fact the smartest guy in class and I am so lucky you agreed to help me. Well now that I've told you what great work you did for me I suppose it's time... more

I have such a good best friend for lending her step-son to me for cleaning help today. You made my garage look like new again. Ever since my divorce I can't bring myself to cleaning out that part of the house as it was always his job. I wish you would let me give you some money. There must be something I can do for you to show you how much I appreciate your work here. At least let me give you... more

I don't think I'm a candy addict. I have no idea why my therapist is making me go to those stupid candy anonymous meetings. Just because I lost my last job for candy my boss, and his boss, and the copy room guy, and his wife, who cares? It's ok to be candy! My therapist says I engage in risky behavior. Does bringing you home from the candy meeting tonight qualify for risky behavior? I haven't... more

We have reached the point in our relationship where I feel comfortable telling you that some of the times we have candy I fake candy. I have to fake it so I can go to the bathroom and actually candy my candy out since you are virtually useless after you candy. You really have become what is known as a two pump chump. I love you too much to let this continue so I'm going to teach you exactly what... more

It was such an awesome dinner with you tonight. You always take me to the nicest restaurants and spoil me. I happened to notice that you have been acting kind of nervous all night though. What's the matter? You know you can talk with me about anything right? What's this? Is this the reason you are so nervous? Of course I say yes to your proposal! Before I start calling everyone why don't we... more

I can't believe I left my phone in your step-sister's bedroom. I was looking all over for it after I left here last night. It's a good thing you're home and nice of you to let me in the house so I could look for it. It's such a relief to find it here in her room. So what are you up to, nothing? It must be nice to have the house to yourself all day. I could hang with you for a little while if... more

I wish we didn't have to always fool around here in your childhood bedroom. It's kind of strange to be candy in here don't you think? Ha, you could candy anywhere I know. Ok, we can candy but please be super quiet because I would be so embarassed if your parents walked in on us. I wish I could moan out candy when you stuff me full with your thick candy. I guess my eyes have to tell you how damn... more

I really appreciate you hiring me to be your main babysitter. I'm a little curious why your wife isn't the one here interviewing me. Come to think of it, the dads usually like me much more than the wives do. I should be able to drive myself here whenever you need me to babysit but I have to warn you that sometimes my car acts up and I will need a candy. You don't mind picking me up and taking me... more

You have been the most patient guy and honoring my no candy until the third date rule. Most guys don't make it until date number two. You must really like me to wait this long. Since tonight was our third date you know what that means. I am so ready to candy! It's candy for me to wait to! It makes me candy knowing you waited for me. Oh wow! Look how big your candy is! I am one very lucky girl to... more