We have reached the point in our relationship where I feel comfortable telling you that some of the times we have sex I fake orgasm. I have to fake it so I can go to the bathroom and actually rub my orgasm out since you are virtually useless after you cum. You really have become what is known as a two pump chump. I love you too much to let this continue so I'm going to teach you exactly what... more

It was such an awesome dinner with you tonight. You always take me to the nicest restaurants and spoil me. I happened to notice that you have been acting kind of nervous all night though. What's the matter? You know you can talk with me about anything right? What's this? Is this the reason you are so nervous? Of course I say yes to your proposal! Before I start calling everyone why don't we... more

I can't believe I left my phone in your step-sister's bedroom. I was looking all over for it after I left here last night. It's a good thing you're home and nice of you to let me in the house so I could look for it. It's such a relief to find it here in her room. So what are you up to, nothing? It must be nice to have the house to yourself all day. I could hang with you for a little while if... more

I wish we didn't have to always fool around here in your childhood bedroom. It's kind of strange to be sexual in here don't you think? Ha, you could fuck anywhere I know. Ok, we can fuck but please be super quiet because I would be so embarassed if your parents walked in on us. I wish I could moan out load when you stuff me full with your thick cock. I guess my eyes have to tell you how damn... more

I really appreciate you hiring me to be your main babysitter. I'm a little curious why your wife isn't the one here interviewing me. Come to think of it, the dads usually like me much more than the wives do. I should be able to drive myself here whenever you need me to babysit but I have to warn you that sometimes my car acts up and I will need a ride. You don't mind picking me up and taking me... more