According to my chart I am in my fertile stage of my cycle. You know what this means don't you bebe? Not only am I super horny but if we have sex right now there is a good chance I can get pregnant. I really want a baby with you. I can't wait much longer so I'm going to take off my panties and have you pleasure my pussy while your cock gets nice and hard for me. Make sure that your gorgeous... more

This science project board looks so good. I can hardly believe what a great job you did for me! I had no idea where to even begin gathering information and here you have laid it all out in color! I should get a perfect grade for this. You are in fact the smartest guy in class and I am so lucky you agreed to help me. Well now that I've told you what great work you did for me I suppose it's time... more

I have such a good best friend for lending her step-son to me for cleaning help today. You made my garage look like new again. Ever since my divorce I can't bring myself to cleaning out that part of the house as it was always his job. I wish you would let me give you some money. There must be something I can do for you to show you how much I appreciate your work here. At least let me give you... more

I don't think I'm a sex addict. I have no idea why my therapist is making me go to those stupid sex anonymous meetings. Just because I lost my last job for fucking my boss, and his boss, and the copy room guy, and his wife, who cares? It's ok to be sexual! My therapist says I engage in risky behavior. Does bringing you home from the sex meeting tonight qualify for risky behavior? I haven't... more

We have reached the point in our relationship where I feel comfortable telling you that some of the times we have sex I fake orgasm. I have to fake it so I can go to the bathroom and actually rub my orgasm out since you are virtually useless after you cum. You really have become what is known as a two pump chump. I love you too much to let this continue so I'm going to teach you exactly what... more