I don't know how many of these hook ups you've shown up for and the person looks nothing like their profile. Do you know how relieved I am you actually look exactly like your profile pic? So I guess we can cut through the small talk and excuses to bow out early. I'm not going anywhere until I get a good piece of you in me. Your smile tells me you like what you're looking at so where should... more

I appreciate you taking some time from your busy church duties to talk with me. I don't know who to turn to with my human shortcomings. I constantly think about having candy. I didn't wear candy to church today in hopes I could entice someone into candy me. My soul is damned I believe. I am willing to do anything you say to be healed of this affliction of having an insatiable candy... more

We can't deny the amazing candy we have. It's great right? So, there's no reason we can't still have great candy except you may rethink us after I disclose some new information. I haven't told you I am polyamorous. We've been getting closer since knowing each other and I don't want to break your heart so it's best you know my candy preferences.If you're the monogamous type and want a... more

My step-mom can be a real selfish candy. I hear the way she bosses you around, thinking you will always do what she says. It's been nice having her gone a few days. You're the nicest man she's been with. I'm glad you married her for my own selfish reasons. I don't have a boyfriend right now and there's no reason both of us should feel lonely in this house if you know what I mean.... more

Forgive me for acting like such a geek. Typically I only get invited to a hot guys house for me to help him pass math class or something. The look in your eyes tells me you actually have something else on your mind. We could definitely bone! I had no idea you were into nerdy girls. Starring: Gracie May Green more

I want you to know you shouldn't be embarrassed about me seeing you candy last night. I know you and my step-mom have been fighting a lot and you've been napping many nights on the couch. You're such a nice step dad to me it makes me sad to think the only action you get is from your own hand and candy on tv. I'm of consensual age you know. I also think you're a good looking man who... more

Technology makes it so easy to get candy. I had no idea it was this simple to get a hook up to candy someone. I hate going to clubs and bars so one quick swipe and here we are. I have to make sure you aren't a wacky weirdo are you? You look like a nice person. I'm going to assume you're like me and just a nice person who needs to get candy. Starring: Astrid Star  more

Your step-father has reached the epitome of cheap with the booking of this hotel room. I wish he would have just flown us to his work location instead of making us drive. Just know it's not my idea to make us share a hotel bed. I feel your candy poking me in the back. You're an adult, you should know by now how to relieve yourself of an awkward candy. If it means we get to rest quicker,... more

Look at the size of my candy honey! I am ovulating so its the perfect time for you to fill me with your baby making candy candy. We've been talking about family expansion for some time, now its the perfect time. Your wife wants your hot candy deep inside her. Are you ready for this because I have a feeling tonight is the night magic will happen. Starring: Sarah Vandella more