Ive wanted to do something wild and crazy for so long and the moment is finally here. I just want to you understand I dont hook up with random guys, like ever. In fact I want this to be so random that you dont even tell me your name. We met at the library, I asked you to come home with me, we both want to fuck and that is it end of story. Starring: Marie McCray more

You must already know you're penis is the smallest in the world. I gathered extensive research and determined you do in fact have the smallest penis. I called you back to my office as I also have an independent project I would like you to be a part of. I have what I refer to as a fuck-it list. I would very much like to add a sexual experience with your penis to my list. I don't have to include... more

What have you been doing all morning while Ive been cleaning and doing all the laundry? Youve been laying here in bed fully knowing I am being like a maid around here. Since I did your laundry, you are going to do something for me. You are one of five guys living here and I am determined to get dick today. If you dont want to give yours to me I will go ask one of the other guys. I expect you... more

Hey, what are you doing tonight? I just got the call for like the 5th time in a row that your step-dad has to work late. He keeps doing this and it is making me feel like I should break up with him and go find someone who actually wants to spend time with me. So what are you up to? I was hoping to get laid. You dont have a girlfriend at the moment do you? You maybe want to get with your dads... more

I had a lot of fun with you tonight at the strip club. I hope you know I dont generally go home with customers. I happen to think you are pretty cute as much as you seem to be a nice guy. I didnt expect you to still live with your parents. You dropped a lot of cash at the club. I guess living with your parents enables you to spend money on fun instead of rent. So now that you have me here lets... more