All night long you've talked about how you don't like to have sex on the first date. I think we've had such a great time tonight and I don't want this date to end anytime soon. There isn't any penalty from someone for having sex on the first date you know. It's perfectly normal when two people are attracted to each other that they want to experience intimacy together. I've had such a nice... more

I'm not one to outwardly admit it's been awhile since I had sex but, its been a good while since I had sex. I called you in for this parent/teacher conference to let you know what a jerk your offspring is but also to ask you a very important question. Your step-son appears to be sporting quite a package in his pants and I'm wondering if the apple falls close to the tree? You know, if you're... more

I don't know anyone who breaks beds like you do from something as simple as pleasuring yourself. You aren't even fucking anyone but your hand! How do you do it? Ah, I think I am getting a clearer picture. You break your bed on vacation. Your step-father isn't here. I'm alone in my bed. It's all adding up. You don't have to break a bed to get in bed with me.It's not like this is our first time... more

Can I clone you? Seriously, what is wrong with me that every damn guy I date cheats on me? You're the only guy I know who is a good solid dude to whatever woman he's seeing. Can you tell I'm really having a hard time? I mean like a really hard time, look at me! I'm always on the verge of tears over these jerks! Would it be totally wrong to want to have sex with you? We're not fully... more

How did you get such a bitch of a step-daughter? You're like the hottest and nicest step-dad of any of my friends. Your step-daughter called me a slut. I haven't even done anything slutty, well not yet anyway. Maybe I should give her something to talk about. I see the way you're looking at me right now. I think we are both thinking the same thing. Starring: Bobbi... more